I don’t usually ask much out of my readers, but when I do, I expect pure gold.

Miss Jane Doe

So… I have this friend who needs a bit of help in the relationship department. She has a bit of trouble meeting men. No, don’t worry, she is not some kind of human oddity that attracts yelps from people saying “WTF is that, get back in the zoo!!!”. It’s just that she’s a busy girl and doesn’t have time to wait around for Mr Right.

Now I am fully aware that you are all modern day casanovas, gifts to this earth, humans that draw overwhelming attention from the opposite sex.

So what am I asking from you?

She needs pick up lines. Pick up lines that work.

She has decided to get aggressive and make her luck. You gotta give her credit for that.

I know what you’re thinking…

“Mr Green you’re so charming and charismatic, you must have a boatload of pickup lines in that gigantic brain of yours, you don’t need our help”

I’m flattered, but honestly I got nothing. I’m calling for my reinforcements.

So, if you could drop a smooth line in the comments below that would be greatly appreciated!

She will choose the lines she thinks are best and try them.

HOWEVER…Please keep the pick up lines classy and subtle! This is a nice lassy that doesn’t want to attract creeps, freaks, sexual predators or sweaty foreheads with dirty mo’s. She wants someone that she could take home to Mom and Pops.

I know I have like at least 5 female readers. Your help would be doubly appreciated!

Successful pick up line donators get credited in the Mr Green’s Casanovas Hall of Fame.

Mr Green

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